waharaina's Posts

It's funny because people think I'm quiet but I'm just listening to everyones convos and figuring out your weaknesses to destroy you later in life.

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Person: you're blocking the view.

Me: I am the view.

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If traveling was free you'd never see me again.

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How am I suppose to make big life decisions when I still have to sing the alphabet in my head to get to the right letter.

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Relationship goals: a relationship

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If a girl says "ok have fun." Do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission.

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First woman on the moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind."
What's the problem?
"Nothing."
Please tell us?
"I'm fine."

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Obsessive labeling of religious beliefs and obsessive convictions towards non-labeling of food products.

#jungle

quit your job
travel the world
die happy

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i ate my feelings

...and now my stomach's sad

#sad, #food

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I would want to be with you even if i had a reverse button in my life.

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i wonder...

do chinese tourists know that the souvineers they're buying are from China.

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Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman.

And we never forget.

Anything.

Ever.

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I'm sorry all I had to give wasn't worth anything.
But I gave it,
with my whole heart.
I believed it was everything important.

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love and protect
the child in you.

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last night i got asked out by not one, not two,

but zero people

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we cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.

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i can only please one person a day. today isnt your day.

tomorrow doesnt look so good either.

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renamed my ipod the Titanic, so when i plug it in, it says "the Titanic is syncing" he he

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everyone would be rich without money.

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Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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kids: say yes to valium.

things will go a lot smoother that way.

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It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

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You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by her hands.

For example, if she's holding a gun, shes probably angry.

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walk up to the
club like
WHAT UP
i have social
anexiety and i
want to go
home...

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I will make better mistakes tomorrow.

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If you didn't want me to build a pancake catapult why did you leave me unsupervised for 4 and a half minutes?

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OUR COMFORT ZONE IS OUR PRISON

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That moment between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

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There are plenty of fish in the sea.

I just suck at fishing.

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One day I would like to hit the refresh button and actually feel refreshed.

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for halloween this year we should all just dress up as who we really are

nobody would recognize anyone

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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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Potatoes give us french fries and vodka.

It's your move, celery.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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My biography will be titled "Be Yourself And Other Ways To Stay Single."

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My week in a nutshell:
Monday
Monday Two
Monday Three
Monday Four
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

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sometimes i feel useless then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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I would not wish glitter on my worst enemy.

Unless i was tired or hadn't eaten. Then, all bets are off.

a world where those who don't NEED power, lead... and those that want to rule, dwell in rooms with padded walls.

#newtopia

if i took mental health days, i would never work

And I just want to tell you, it takes everything in me not to call you, and I wish I could run to you, and I hope you know that every time I don't,

I almost do.

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I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

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I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

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I'd have way more books... if only i didn't have to eat food.

i dont understand why women want to be called 'beautiful' and not 'smart' - the latter implies the former and if it doesn't, he isnt worth it.

it's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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i ate two bags of chips and did one downward dog today; my math may not be right but i think i'm winning

I held off the family narcolepsy for 33 years, but now my time has come.

Father time is undefeated.

I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

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