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Right.

Next you'll tell me there's no one at the door with knock knock jokes.

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I never knew a man could tell so many lies
He had a different story for every set of eyes
How can he remember who he's talking to?
'Cause I know it ain't me, and hope it isn't you.

#Ambulance, #Blues

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They say you're supposed to write what you know.

But I mostly write what I need to remember.

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Theres a version of software engineering competence that looks like mastery but is actually something more fragile: the ability to keep a system running without fully understanding it.

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$The math says the barista needs to be paid 11 percent under their perceived “living wage”, they must have at least 6.6 college credits in “art” , odd number of piercings in at least 6 different body parts, coloured or dreadlock hair. This person makes the perfect espresso.$

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Waiting for my moment

"There's this guy who lives on my street who walks his dog every day,"

"I don't know what he does, but he has all the things you're describing."

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