TotallyAllen's Posts

"....did somebody say pepsi"

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Don't fuck with a city where everyone is unemployed and has a bachelor's degree in filmmaking. twitter.com/NickAndert/sta…

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It's called a stimulus check because you're supposed to spend it all on nudes for justice.

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How do you even know if a Ross got looted

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meanwhile I am trending for setting CVS on fire in anguish over a dead canadian crow

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Toy Story, but it's all the things in my apartment that girls have left behind over the years (bobby pins, jewelry, hair ties, a vape pen, and one sassy thong voiced by Tiffany Haddish) working together to get me to hook-up with their owners one last time so they can return home.

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