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Please be patient. Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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my new girlfriend is the same hand i write with,,, coincidence?

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I'm two fries short of a happy meal

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I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school and don't do vegetables.

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