TimBuktu's Posts

GIVE THE LAZIEST COLLEAGUES THE HARDEST TASKS, THEY WILL FIND THE QUICKEST SOLUTION

#oh-those-humans

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Feminism ends when the right one is there. Communism ends at €2,500 net and atheism ends when the airplane vibrates!

#oh-those-humans

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Differences between the three Abrahamic religions
Christianity:
Talking to the ceiling.
Judaism:
Talking to the wall.
Islam:
Talking to the floor.

#oh-those-humans, #we, #are, #all, #the, #same

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Oh Mensch, dein Zagen,
das kann zu nichts führen,
deine Pflicht ist wagen,
dein Los ist irren.

#oh-those-humans, #Peter, #Rosegger

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I HATE PEOPLE ANIMALS AND PLANTS

STONES ARE OK

#oh-those-humans

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There can be no life on other planets, otherwise Germany would have sent money there long ago...

@Stig300, @Krisargent

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