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Rule 1. Never dance with your hands up

Rule 2. Never touch your dick

Rule 3. Never fall in love with a Virgo

Child safe insult no.3

Your glasses are so thick that when you look at a map you can see people wave back

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Child safe insult no.2

You look like something I've drawn with my left hand

Child safe insult no.1

You're as useful the number 9 on the microwave

Lightning:
Ball [ ]
B [x]
Burst [ ]
[ ] Greaves
[ ] Bolt
[ ] Angel
[ ] Coils
[ ] Helix
[ ] Mauler

And the winner of the water fight is...

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Ancient
Psychic
Tandem
War
Elephant•

Make
your
future
self
proud

Sword:
[ ] of Body and Mind
[ ] of Feast and Famine
[ ] of Fire and Ice
[ ] of Kaldra
[ ] of Light and Shadow
[ ] of the Ages
[ ] of the Chosen
[ ] of the Meek
[ ] of the Paruns
[ ] of War and Peace
[ x ] to Plowshares

You were in my dream last night.
You were absolute filth.
O.O
If I'm awkward around you the next time we met.
You now know why.

Rough
as
Tarzan's
feet

My first
born was jaundiced
and small and round
We named her;

Melon-y.

How
do
I
meet
the
next
you?

We're
up
all
night
to
get
lucky?

ATTENTION

is the oil
of our
media age

KEEP

CALM

AND

tig-you're-het

Eat.
Sleep.
Rave.
Repeat.

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S.T.E.A.M.
rules everything around me.

S.T.E.A.M.
rules everything around me.

Boom!
Boom!
Boom!

Let me hear you say "Wayoh!"....

We are ALL
living someone
else's "If only..."

Buckle up
bitches and blast it!

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(. Y .)
) . (
( . )

Viva

GlasVegas!

El Scorchiooooo!

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If you dont cover them up,

I'll have someone's eye out with this.

Minus one
equals
e to the power of
i times pi

Happy Birthday,
You crazy Swiss legend!

(-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-)

Me and my army

That's who!

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too many balls,
•
• •
• •
• •
• •

not enough juggle.

I'd love to see the beast of which the trombone is the skeleton

Too
school
for
cool,
fool!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes....
and if you havent sent any...away and boil yer heid!

there
is
no
tomorrow!

dont be shy
give it a try
hug a happy fat guy

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Awright Blondie?
Whit ya fondae?

enough
=
enough
<>
enough

There is nothing for your type here.

Move on.

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UKF
Podcast
#34
Boom!

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