Textli's Posts

Me: So you bought your first couch at age 49?

Him: Yes.

Me: You've basically been couchsurfing through your own life.

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It's 2023.
Let's celebrate diversity
and stop questioning or fighting it.

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Eine Herde Bienen,
ein Schwarm Kühe,
ein Rudel Fische.

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Monatlich grüsst das Murmeltier.

Let's say
"Hello literally everyone" here, once Musk has bought Twitter.

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You lost me at Pancakeswap.

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It's not my fault if you mix up my mixed signals!

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Rice is good when you're really hungry and want 2000 of something.

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I wonder if all the idiots with their nose poking out of their mask would wear an oxygen mask the same way during a plane crash.

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Your routes may be your secret, but I still know your ways.

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Puttin' peaks in my rearview.

(Ira Wolf)

Reposted from anonymous

I like you with your guard down.

Als Weisser
zu behaupten,
es gebe kein Rassismusproblem, ist keine legitime politische Haltung.

Home sweet hope.

eulekauzig and UserOne like this

Times change and time changes.

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Zämehaa
statt
Zämeschtaa.

Keep calm and flatten the curve.

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