swaggering's Posts

Music is the Swiss army knife of the soul because there is one for every need

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Männer unterscheiden im Strassenverkehr zwischen rechts und links,

Frauen zwischen "da" und "Da!"

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Jeg hækler op og ned af stolper.

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It`s not drinking on the job if you weren`t planning to do any work.

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Sister: My neighbor wants me to feed his cat.

Me: He wants to feed YOUR cat. Tube steak.

Sister: OMG STOP!!!!

AHAHAHAHA. Yeah.

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