SuperNelly's Posts

"Once upon a time, the end."
- by, I mean bye America

#america, #uselections, #shortstory, #funny, #puns, #mistake

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Nothing lasts forever,

not even your problems

#nothinglasts, #life, #foodforthought

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Sometimes I pretend to be dumb...

...so people who pretend to be smart don't bother me

#smart, #dumb, #funny

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I think stupidity is becoming a contagious disease.

Everywhere Republicans gather, I see an outbreak.

#stupidity, #republican, #disease

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If I had to go back to a dumb phone, I would not be an appy guy.

#puns, #phone

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Pokéman GO: free augmented reality natural selection thinning out the herd one jaywalker at a time

#pokeman

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The key to winning is to play awfully good.

#winning, #euro2016, #Portugal

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I know a girl named Summer. She's pretty hot, but she's not as cool as Autumn.

#summeroflove, #summer, #girls, #love, #autumn, #puns

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I had a vegan girlfriend once.

She was a Miss Steak.

#mistake, #puns

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Would you know what a roller coaster is without the ups and downs?

What about life?

#rollercoaster, #life, #foodforthought

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I workout to improve myselfie

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Im(perfect)ion...

...even in the midst of imperfection, you can find something perfect

#perfect, #funny, #spelling

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, I'm short by nine hundred and eighty-five

#funny

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They say money talks.

Mine just says bye-bye.

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If anyone wants to hang out tonight, I'll be at the bar...

the chin-up bar.

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Sum thymes eye own lee right four fun

#misspelling, #misspelled, #spelling, #justforfun, #funny

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When in Naples...

carbe diem

#naples, #napoli, #carbs, #carpediem

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Te...
[ ] amo
[ ] quila

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If you can't be good, be good at what you do.

#beinghuman, #philosophy, #advice, #reality

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I Tinder because the girls on Grindr are just too hairy

#tinder, #girls

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the key to a long life is to never kick the bucket

sounds simple

#life, #advice

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the difference between a myth and a story depends on what you do

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