StinkyBreath's Posts

What happpened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter. Destruction.

#cows, #barbedwire, #1liners

UserOne and PaxtonTheGoat like this

Don't you find it weird that Youtubers and stuff when they need to be quiet, make the shooshing symbol at the camera? Like really? Even if I wanted to could I make a sound? "YO DUDE! YOUR GIRLFRIENDS PRANKING YOU!" What is this? Dora?

#weirdassthoughts, #isntittrue

emiledi77 and UserOne like this

For those of you who don't think I'm edgy: sometimes, when I take my contact lenses out... I don't wash my hands...

#damnson, #hardcore, #yolo, #whylivelife, #whenyoucancheatdeath

emiledi77 and UserOne like this

Just thought of the perfect name for an apocalypse get away...

'The Last Resort'

#lastresort, #imsofunny

Payitfwrd, emiledi77, Shea, ShanarahB, PenSword72 and dor1316 like this

When your chillin with your homies and your all on your phones... #negativesquadgoals

#negativesquadgoals

emiledi77, Shea and ShanarahB like this

Only you can prevent forest fires, leave your mix tape at home

#notmyownwork, #founditonashirt, #forestfires, #awesome, #tootrue

emiledi77, Shea, ShanarahB, stefunny and haddock like this