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I did a long psychological test to see which house I belong to in Harry Potter.

The results came back saying "grow the fuck up".

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"Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics?"

"Yes, how can I help you?"

"How do I make a Mojito?"

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In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who stacks it like a racoon on crystal meth.

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Arguing with me is futile, because my goal isn't to win but to make you as mad as I can.

Do you know the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is quite heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Only when the door is open can you choose not to go in.

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