Stig300's Posts

My wife said
"I was talking to you and you yawned six times. Am I boring you?"

I said "that was not yawning, they were six unsuccessful attempt to speak".

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Top tip:
You should never drink while wrapping Christmas presents.

Also, if someone gets a remote control from me I'm gonna need that back.

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I'm always confused when people congratulate me on my birthday.

I did absolutely nothing to be born, it is not my achievement at all.

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I had trouble getting my wife's attention today.
So I sat down on the couch and looked comfortable.
That did the trick!

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A priest called the insurance company when a lightning strike caused his church to burn down.

The company told him there was no coverage for damage caused by the owner.

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Pop quiz:

'Name something that borders on idiotic'

'Well, Canada and Mexico comes to mind'.

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