Smellie33's Posts

people don't write music like they used to

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The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth

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what's red and smells of blue paint?

....red paint

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its a bad do when your wee's thicker than your poo

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nekkid is awesome!!!!!

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what's E.T short for?

coz he's got little legs!

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don't live to work - work to live

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i sing all the right notes... just not necessarily in the right order!!

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crowded elevators smell different to midgets

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everyone has to believe in something - i believe i'll have another beer!!

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if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

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