skynebula's Posts

This moment when you realise that russian are asian.

#uglytruth, #russian, #asian

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- She got a boyfriend !
- And ? In soccer there is a goalkeeper that's not keeping the goal safe from score

Me : - Mom I had a 90 !
Mom : And what the others gets ?
Me : A 95..

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Mom : How did you get a 20 ?!
Me : But the others failed too !
Mom : We don't care about the others !

#yourmomsaid

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Me : - But Jason did it !
Mom : - And if Jason jump off a canyon you will follow him ?

#yourmomsaid

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It's me the guy who say "yes." when you ask "am I fat ?"

#joke, #love

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- Hey I haven't see you for a while !

-It wasn't enough.

#headshot