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a young man goes to the circus, where he saw a most unusual sideshow act: this guy would place a walnut on a table, then he'd smash it to bits with his dick.
fast forward 30 years and that circus was coming back to town so he went. and sure enough the guy was still performing but he was smashing coconuts now. the younger man asked him why he switched from walnuts to coconuts?

he said well son my eyesight isn't what it used to be.

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JIU JITSU:

the gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them

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dude walks into a welsh pub and orders 3 beers. after he drinks them he orders 3 more. next day same thing. so bartender asks why 3 beers? dude says i got meself 2 brothers and ones in america others in australia but we vowed to always drink 3 beers to maintain family bond. one day dude orders 2 beers and same next day. bartender extends condolance for the loss of his brother. dude looks at him puzzled and bartender says you know only 2 beers? dude says o! well youll be pleased to know both of me brothers are alive and well. but i , meself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent.

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when i was a young adult, i wanted to change the world.
i found it was difficult, so i tried to change my nation. when i found i couldnt do that i changed my focus to my town and at middle age, i tried to change my family.

now, as a senior citizen, i realize the only thing i can change is myself and i know now that if i had changed myself years ago, i could have made an impact on my family and together we could have made an impact on our town, the nation and eventually even the world.

#change, #from, #within

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NOW IT ALL GOES BACK IN THE BOX:

all those houses and hotels, all the railroads and utility companies, all that property and all that wonderful money - now it all goes back in the box.

none of it was really yours. you got all heated up about it for a while, but it was around a long time before you sat down at the board, and it will be here after you're gone. players come and players go. but it all goes back in the box.

#best, #things, #in, #life, #arent

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SPLENDA
DADDY:

one who aspires to be a sugar daddy, but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off

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