signarture's Posts

Me: "I'd like to withdraw 100K!"
Banker: "from which account?"
Me: "like, whoever has the most..."

#bank, #most#, #account, #nothing, #comfort, #games, #evil

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I was asked if guys should shave down there. I said I suppose it would be okay but what if they don't have a cellar?

#wisdom, #reality, #cellar, #shave

Ya, ribbed condoms taste nothing like ribs!

#condoms, #ribs, #taste, #sex

If you sit on the toilet until your legs go numb and go back to your office seat, it feels like someone else is doing your job.

#job, #accept, #reality, #poo, #toilet

It's okay to read a social media post you don't agree with and simply go on with your life.

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You cannot beat a river into submission.
You have to surrender to its current and use its power as your own.

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