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I'm Here To Teach You To Speak IRISH.

WHALE

OIL

BEEF

HOOKED...

Now say it Really Fast ;-)

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lazy is such an ugly word

I prefer the term selective participation

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They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken.

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you are such a perfect little arangement of atoms

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Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's about who walked into your life, said "I'm here for you" and proved it.

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON

BUT SOMETIMES THE REASON IS THAT YOU ARE STUPID AND YOU MAKE BAD DECISIONS

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Current emotion:

I need money.

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losing everything but weight

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Selfie is the proof that smartphone and internet have made people so alone that they don't find a friend who can take a pic.

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If you watched the story of my life backwards, you'd see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss & vastly improved athletic ability.

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Some
people
aren't
really
all that
they
"post"
to be.

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It's better to love someone who's far and craves to be with you than to love someone who's near yet doesn't even care to see you.

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I do this thing called whatever the fuck I want

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Roses are red, here's something new. Violets are violet, not fucking blue

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you'd
lose
your
mind
trying
to
understand
mine

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If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said I would be poor.

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no matter what you say, people will still think something about you.

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My
normal
has
never
been
anything
but
not
normal.

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In order for you to insult me,
I would first have to value your opinion

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music is the only drug we can't overdose

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better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

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I tried to be nice, I really did,
but then you opened your mouth.

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when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes

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when someone says "I'm soo tired" and then they tell you they could 'only' sleep for 6 hours

and I'm like:
I'd be happy to sleep more than 2 hours...

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2 cool
4 school

2 lame
4 fame

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stupid autocorrect

you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

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I'm going to bed after a hard day of converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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Nobody calls Gatorade by their flavor, you call them by their color.

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Sometimes, I put my hands on the floor, tuck my head towards my chest and lean forward.

Because that's how I roll.

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Checking your phone to see what time it is, and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.

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Rabbits jump, they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run, they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years.

Lesson learned.

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Friends are like balloons. If you stab them, they die.

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I'm super lazy today, which is kind of like normal lazy, but I'm also wearing a cape.

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$do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no$

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Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I've ever talked to.

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Me:

*drops phone*

Headphones:

"I got you bro."

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If you can't handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said, we cant be friends.

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Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

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I wear my weirdness on the outside.

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You'll never understand until it happens to you.

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Don't kick me when I'm down. Because when I do get back up....

YOU'RE FUCKED.

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You never know what you have....

Until you move.

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you survived yesterday, you'll survive today

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that's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty

it's like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste

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these songs that make you unbelievably happy because they remind you of someone or something and there you sit in the train smiling like a fool

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WANTED:
Guy who is...

- hot
- intelligent
- classy
- rich
- has to be totally in love with me
- exist

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when someone says "I'm soo tired" and then they tell you they could 'only' sleep for 6 hours

and I'm like:
I'd be happy to sleep more than 2 hours...

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I believe every single word you say.

It's when you put them together to form a sentence that I think it's bullshit.

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I whisper "what the fuck"
to myself at least 20 times a day.

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Avoid boring conversations by punching yourself to sleep before they start talking to you.

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basorexia

the overwhelming desire to kiss

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you cant idiot-proof software. idiots are really creative.

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Will you be my boyfriend?

Lick your elbow for no.

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How to stop time?
KISS

How to travel in time?
READ

How to escape time?
MUSIC

How to feel time?
WRITE

How to waste time?
SOCIAL MEDIA

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A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis, & shame on you for wanting a punchline.

This giraffe needs help.

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Like a good neighbour, I don't really care.

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