seanieoh's Posts

Mi papá tiene 47 años.
= My dad is 47 years old.

Mi papa tiene 47 anos.
= My potato has
47 assholes.

I love Spanish!

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be the kind of gentleman that holds the door
open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.

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If you walk like a duck and you talk like a duck you're drunk. Ducks don't talk.

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If you walk like a duck and you talk like a duck you're drunk. Ducks don't talk.

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je suis
Charlie

I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.

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Time to go to bed.

I have a life to pretend to have tomorrow.

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Only very fit and healthy people have midnight snacks
It takes a great deal of physical and mental effort to get out of bed at such late hours

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Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

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Whoever created the five day work week was probably friends with the asshole that invented pants.

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i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

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You're not fat! C'mon, chin up.

No, the other one...

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

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Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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When people tell me I'm insane, the voice in my head tells me I'm normal.

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I'm so glad
I was young and stupid
BEFORE
there were camera phones

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I celebrate diversity

I have all kinds of problems

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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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when i see lovers names carved on trees, i dont think it's cute. I think it's strange how many ppl take knives out on a date.

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Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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finally friday.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

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I'm sick about all the Irish stereotypes!
As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.

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