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They asked me what I wanted my future to hold. I smiled and told them " I want it to hold my tits when I sleep." Apparently that's not the best answer at church.

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You are you,
I am me.
I am everything I want to be.

You are you,
I am me.
I am everything you'll never be.

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I'm just a good girl,
with bad habits.;)

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When you think life has screwed you, switch positions and screw the hell out of it!

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daniel8a14 and chipdicks like this

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Sarcasm is my gift to the world, not my fault if the don't understand it.

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