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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

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if a telemarketer calls, give the telephone to your 3 year-old and tell her it's santa

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Last night i went to a bar and the most crazy thing happened. Some chick got her nipple pierced in front of me!

On an unrelated subject... i suck at darts.

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and I drink to myself...

what a wonderful world

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