RokkedalMerc's Posts

Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

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du hast das Sexappeal einer Bratwurst.

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Biting the pillow is the best form of breakfast in bed.

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moanday
tongueday
wetday
thirstday
freakday
sexday
suckday

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The closest I get to church is making a woman scream, "oh, godddd."

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sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

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