RobWesley's Posts

Low-key Greatest Movie Villains Ever pick: Norman Mailer's kid as the head square in Cry-Baby.

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Call yourself "THE HYDRA" and if asked why, explain that it's short for diphenhydramine, the antihistamine found in popular over-the-counter products like Nytol and Benadryl.

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Eagles QB Carson Wentz came out to tell us to go home, but as we were leaving he said "Oh by the way? FOOTBALL" and we all started cheering.

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I updated the wiki pages of 700+ celebrities of varying fame levels to claim they were "blinded by the 2017 eclipse." Good luck finding 'em!

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It turns out: all solar-powered buildings and vehicles will NOT be instantly rendered powerless in an eclipse. As such my heist is canceled.

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Eternally grateful for new Twin Peaks being this thing no one could have expected and also for not getting the coverage Game of Thrones gets

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