rho13's Posts

I have recently heard that someone who has not been very kind to me is going through a health crisis and that it doesn't look good for him.

*schadenfreude*

Have you noticed that the same people who are bitching about ABC/Disney's cancellation of "Roseanne" because of her freedom of expression are the same people who want the NFL to fire players for their freedom of expression?

bold likes this

Relating your medical history to a new acquaintance 10 minutes after meeting them is oversharing. They're not vested in you enough to care or even be interested, and it makes you appear to be needy and pathetic.

Stick to the weather.

Security Guard: You can't bring outside food in here.

Me: It's a service burrito.

A perspective:

Janet Jackson's "Control" album was released 32 years ago this week.

Kinda makes you feel old, doesn't it?

Enjoy your day.

A random question:

Could you ever keep confidence in a relative or a friend, knowing that they share information with a spouse or significant other?

dor1316 likes this

Loss of a loved one, be it by separation or death, is one of life's most difficult challenges to endure. But never forget that on the other side of heartbreak, lies wisdom.

JFK - Weapons of war must be abolished before they abolish us.

Ronald Reagan - A nuclear war can never be won and should never be fought.

Donald Trump - My nuclear button is bigger than your nuclear button!

No, I don't want to hear about any damn "healthy alternatives" for Thanksgiving. I want to be hooked up to an IV full of turkey drippings. I want to gorge on mashed potatoes and cornbread dressing until I'm nodding like a crack whore. Green bean casserole and hot rolls oozing with butter will become my personal Jesus, with pies and cakes of all varities becoming my new sacrament.

So you can keep your quinoa and vegan sausage with tofu casserole. I know for a fact that I will be happy and satisfied, and you won't.

I've endured the worst times of my life alone. I don't need anybody. So if you are in my life, it is because I want you there.

janem803 likes this

I'm so sorry that the karma cake you baked for yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a nice tall glass of "Ha, ha, bitch" will help to wash it down?

Let's recap, shall we:

Hillary - Nasty
Mayor of San Juan - Nasty
NFL players - Sons of bitches
John McCain - Loser
Gold Star mother - Husband wouldn't let her speak

Nazis - Very fine people

Be controversial, transcendental, and unique. Let them talk about you, it only means you stand out. Be frantically and phosphorescently glowing. And if your existence drives them insane, then you have their power running through your veins.

If you're stupid enough to think that the NFL players' protest is against the flag, then you probably think that Rosa Parks' protest was against public transportation.

emiledi77 and Orkid like this

Donald Trump has made an invitation to the White House something to be ashamed of rather than something to be honored by.

Nothing brings a feeling of deep satisfaction quite like the Karma Train steaming into "I Told You So" station.

janem803, bold, F1To and BiteSenior like this

Never be angry at someone for being exactly who they are. Be angry at yourself for not coming to terms with it sooner than you did.

If you must constantly tell someone over and over about the same thing affecting how you feel, then they don't respect you.

You should see the shit I don't post, which sits in a folder called, "Things that I find hilarious that some uptight fucker won't".

Instead of saying, "Have a nice day", I'm gonna start saying, "Have the day you deserve".

You know, let karma sort that shit out.

Sometimes you simply must close your eyes, take a deep breath, count to ten, realize that you don't look good in prison stripes, open your eyes, smile at the motherfucker, and just walk away.

janem803, F1To and BiteSenior like this

Trump supporters aren't all racists, but it's interesting to know that for them, racism isn't a dealbreaker.

Respect yourself enough to say, "I deserve peace", and walk away from people or things that prevent you from attaining it.

BiteSenior likes this

There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.

Never kiss Ellaria Sand. It won't end well.

MyM likes this

You actually have to respect the person in order to feel the sting of their insult.

People who talk too much will quickly lose their allure because there's always something captivating in the mystery of what's not being said.

janem803, BiteSenior and dor1316 like this

Have you ever agreed with someone just so they'd shut the hell up?

The next time someone says "no offense" after insulting you, beat the shit out of them and then say "no harm done".

Fionacatherine likes this

Remember that 92 year-old Jimmy Carter collapsed while building houses for the poor when Trump eventually dies while judging a "Miss Hot Tits" contest at a tractor pull in Sheepsex, Alabama.

dor1316 likes this

Don't ignore the efforts of someone who tries to keep in touch. It's not always that someone cares.

Pay attention when people react to your boundaries with hostility and anger. You will then have found the edge where their respect for you ends.

When you finally realize that you've had enough, don't talk yourself out of it.

janem803, UsualMan and BiteSenior like this

There is no such thing as a Russian "ex-spy".

Unless he or she is dead.

dor1316 likes this

Hate me or love me, whatever you will, but both will be in my favor.

If you love me, I will always be in your heart.

If you hate me, I will always be on your mind.

dor1316 likes this

It's murder only if they find a body. Otherwise, it's simply a missing person.

Just sayin'.

Orkid likes this

I'm not the first person to note the irony of HIS emails being the problem, but I promise you that no one is enjoying it more!

dor1316 likes this

Have you ever just looked at someone and imagined holding their head underwater?

Oh.

Me neither.

endlessky, perellano, Dave, HearingBrain, Fabriciuz, Anastasiya, SourceBlack, EscapeVisual, Orkid, BiteSenior and 14 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, monsieur, mit01, theobserver, silvaharon, rudeboy, rudeboy and Sledge

The people in your life should be a source of reducing stress, not causing more of it.

janem803, dor1316, MyM, BreathMiddle and Ziya like this

When you get angry, take a deep breath and count to ten.

When you get to eight, throw a punch.

No one ever expects that.

janem803, Fabriciuz, perellano, Drakonan, ChrisRota, BiteSenior, dijana84, JulieanneS, Deborah.A, masacukas and 16 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, FutureFeel, redikryeziu, Sledge, masacukas, visorvice, dijana84, NailSpeaker, M_Selvmord_A, Marcella and 2 others