quotingg's Posts

I am so envious of people who don't feel envy.

#envy, #joke, #paradox

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My question to Manowar: how does one saddle a horse, while drinking ale?

#Manowar, #ale, #Crown, #and, #Ring, #question

Remember books?

#books, #reading, #good, #old, #times

Is there such thing as a selfless selfie?

#selfie, #selfless, #pun

I am waiting for the research that will declare stevia deadlier than uranium.

#stevia, #sugar, #uranium

When younger, we waited for our parents to sleep, so we could masturbate. Now, we wait for our kids to sleep, so we can fuck.

#parents, #kids, #masturbation, #fuck, #sleep