perellano's Posts

The biggest milestone in a relationship isn't the first kiss - it's the first fart.

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Told my wife I wanted to be cremated.

She made me an appointment for next Tuesday.

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Somewhere, a tree is working hard to produce oxygen for you. I think you owe it an apology.

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Thank you for nothing

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A wise man once told his wife:

Nothing, because he was a wise man.

#wiseman

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Ditch the bullshit and do what you love

#happiness

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