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Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

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Stop asking WHY I'm still single.

I don't ask how you're still married.

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whale
oil
beef
hooked

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When I was a kid....

No wait, I still do that.

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just wanted to update everyone on the fact that absolutely nothing new is happening in my life

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People don't want to hear about your diet.

Just eat your lettuce, and be sad.

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