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In life there is only one thing that is more important than girls: it's girls female friends

#girls, #importance

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Sorry I can't drive, it's because of my youth traumas: I had several car accidents.

With my playstation.

#Playstation, #car, #accidents, #traumas

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She was one of those beautiful fat bottomed girls Freddy Mercury used to sing about.

I realized I was drunk after I read what was written on her t-shirt: "Litter".

#litter, #freddymercury, #fatbottomedgirl, #drunk

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You know it's love at first sight when her eyes whisper "Hey man..." and her eyebrows scream "WTF?!?!"

#love, #eyes, #wtf, #eyebrows

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