mooymkt's Posts

If you see someone using a payphone, there is a 97% chance you can buy drugs from them.

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Let's role play,

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds -

I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

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The real power of a man is in the size of the smile of the woman sitting next to him.

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Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I