mooymkt's Posts

If you see someone using a payphone, there is a 97% chance you can buy drugs from them.

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Let's role play,

I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds -

I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

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The real power of a man is in the size of the smile of the woman sitting next to him.

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Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

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No es por vicio ni por fornicio, sino por dar un hijo a tu servicio

No es por vicio ni por fornicio, sino por dar un hijo a tu servicio

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day unless you have dinner with me.

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Always love a women for her personality.

They have like 10, so you can choose.

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-Malditos hombres, son todos iguales-

- ... Por eso a mi no me gustan-

Sólo le pido que me diga si puedo aspirar a su amor

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the eyes are useless when the mind is blind

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If you can't bite, dont show your teeth

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The eyes are the nipples of the face

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better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

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404: Life not found

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don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

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Be the person you are when you're drunk.

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Be selective
with your battles..
sometimes peace is better than being right •

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ESCUCHA EL SILENCIO...

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Estaba en el taller audio-visual pero me sacaron por mis ideas sobre Vietnam...
y porque me robaba los proyectores

¡Oh,
así que
ahora tienen internet en las computadoras!

Reposted from mooymkt

¿Cuándo voy a aprender? La solución a todos los problemas de la vida no está en el fondo de una botella.
¡Está en la TV!

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¡Oh,
así que
ahora tienen internet en las computadoras!

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I knew who I was this morning..
but I've changed a few times since then •

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I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit

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Home sweet mess.

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When God closes a door, he opens a dress

if you love someone, let them sleep.

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