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“I am proud of our achievements, from the active promotion of sex pests, to getting absolutely shitfaced while some old people coughed themselves to death alone.”

- Boris Johnson, UK Prime Minister,
Resignation speech, 07/07/22

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I wish there was
a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

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“When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.”

- Jack Handey

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Remember when we had to smack the tv because the channel wasn't coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Drinking 4 liters of water a day helps you avoid other people's drama because you are too busy peeing.

Stay hydrated
my friends!

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If dentists make money off people that have bad teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 9 out of 10 dentists recommend?!

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