maxthailand's Posts

Religion
is manmade.

Half of the people in my country are brain washed good.

get laid
while
you can!

money
is a lot
of things.

every day
is
your day

if you have
a dream.

make it
a reality.

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the path to happiness is a drive-thru.

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Those world cup female fans are hotter than playboy models.

#worldcup

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the north won the civil war in 1865, because they fought for justice & freedom.

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facebook is popular because it delivers attention.

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flight mode
is also useful on land.

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fear exists
only in your head:/

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May the Porche
be with you.

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life is too short

to back up
the hard drive.

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kindness is golden.

never kill someone if you will get caught.

since when phones became men's bestfriends?

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husbands are not ATM machines.
(once said an indian man.)

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$life is hard. math is harder.$

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sweetness is my weakness.

google
has all the answers.

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Judge me by my posts, not my past.

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Neil Armstrong moon walked long before Michael Jackson.

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jealousy
is not healthy.

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you had me at ding dong.

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The world needs more
hooters
restaurants.

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your looks show only a bit part of YOU.

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It's not nice to say you fat, just chubby is enough.

seeing your man naked with a girl is better than seeing him naked with a man.

IKEA
should rename to IASSEMBLE

smoking causes global warming.

saying the right words can bring you a lot of actions.

don't
follow me
follow your instincts.

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scoring your
ex while he or she is dating
is a check n balance system.

meatballs
aren't for
those
who hate
washing dishes.

#meatballs

a warantee
is a hint
when a product will be broken shorthly afterwards.

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good sex does not require a six-pack.

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the world needs more leaders, not presidents.

lasting longer
is not necessary the best sex
ever.

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you are what u
post.

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don't take a shower just only to please your partner.

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global is not warming,
it's volcanic hot.

it's hard to earn money.
it's also harder to rob a bank nowadays.

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there is no wrong in squeezing
it tight.

life is too short for spell cheking

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dumbness + creativity
= humerous

a connection doesnt always have to be digitally.

love is powerful enough
to cause explosions.

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possibly
our brains function better while dreaming.

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money is
not everything
so give me
your wallet!

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you dont have to be a superman
to save someone.

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a bitch slap either
causes pain or pleasure.

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ignorance is worse than the
Government.

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live life
like there
is no clock.

caring is great
sharing is
best.

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changing a new position is often an excuse to slow down the erection.

gambling is BAD only when
you lose.

cooking
is easier
than
washing
dishes.

frozen
meatballs taste better than
fresh salad.

#meatballs

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jack died because
rose was
too heavy.

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