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If you don't BUILD YOUR DREAM, someone else will hire you to BUILD THEIRS.

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#dream, #live

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Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that the average house can't jump.

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#Did, #you, #know?

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Trampolines used to be called "Jumpolines". And then your mom jumped on one back in 1978.

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#humor, #yomama

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Me racist? The only race I don't like is the one where my lazy ass has to run.

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#humor, #lazy

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Today my sister of 5 years walked up to me and said: "I promise to never chew off your bones". She looked me in the eyes, smiled, and left.

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#sister, #weird

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MEPHOBIA:
fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it, and everyone dies.

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#humor, #fact

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