maryann's Posts

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

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Veganes Grillen, oder auch:
"Wie zünde ich einen Salat an."

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Ich liebe den Sommer in der Schweiz !

Das ist für mich persönlich immer die schönste Woche im Jahr.

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I'LL STOP BEING A SARCASTIC BASTARD WHEN YOU STOP BEING A STUPID FUCK.

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Friends
don't let you do stupid things
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alone

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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.

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