Maracuya's Posts

si pones un disco de ricardo arjona hacia atrás, se oyen mensajes del diablo.

lo peor: si lo pones hacia delante, se oye a arjona.

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no te dejes engañar por esos que dicen que los que dicen odiarte no te odian realmente, que se odian a sí mismos porque quieren ser como tú y no pueden.

si alguien dice que te odia, lo más probable es que te odie en serio, incluso más de lo que te imaginas.

I'M NOT DRUNK
I'M
SOBEER.

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THE SLAVES OF TODAY ARE NOT DRIVEN WITH WHIPS, BUT WITH SCHEDULES.

John Steinbeck

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You write so beautifully...
the inside of your mind must be a terrible place.

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they call it a 'selfie' because 'narcissistie' is too hard to spell

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One minute I was drinking and the next the Devil said ''hit send"

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sorry for all the things that i said when i was sober •••

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anyhow - my sober texting is confusing enough

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That moment when you wake up and read your drunk texts..

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good friends don't let friends text when they're drunk

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What's worse than drunken messages?

Drunken messsages with pictures!

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I was so close to sneezing but couldn't.
I get it ladies. I finally get it.

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If life was easy we would all be cake.

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If life was easy we would all be cake.

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The human body is 90% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

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I believe
in annoyed at first sight

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Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same

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If you consider the price per kilo,
the powder in a Nespresso capsule should be white.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you

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cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

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La vida es como cualquier metáfora más o menos tarada que se te ocurra y que comience con: la vida es como...

es mejor
un libro monstruoso
que una vida monstruosa

h. miller

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decirle a una mujer enojada que se calme, es tan efectivo como jalarle la cola a un gato para que acceda a bañarse.

A veces hay que cerrar algunas puertas.
No por orgullo ni por soberbia, si no porque está entrando un chiflón.

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McDonald's, making people fat since 1940.

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Pain
is just
a French
word for bread.

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2 words,
1 finger.

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i wish i could.
but i don't want to.

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I'm sure whatever you want to say can wait until you are smarter.

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Lost your phone?
Didn't have your contacts backed up?

Don't worry, the NSA has them all saved for you •

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Quien jura no haber odiado nunca, no sabe del placer que se ha perdido -aunque conoce muy bien el placer de proferir una mentira descarada, eso que ni qué.

Nunca confíes en nadie que asegure entender las películas de David Lynch.

No hay que llorar.

Que la vida es un carnaval.

¿y si fuera cierto?

La reata revienta por lo más delgado.

"Cambia lo superficial,
cambia también lo profundo,
cambia el modo de pensar,
cambia todo en este mundo"

Mercedes Sosa

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

It's just that yours is stupid.

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esparadrapo
estridentismo
contracultura
contorsionismo

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My people skills are just fine.

It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

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"No se puede vivir como si la belleza no existiera."

Rius

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"Sabía que sin fe no ocurre nada de lo que debería ocurrir, y con fe casi siempre tampoco"

Rayuela

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"Parece ser destino de las mejores ideas caer en manos de los peores hombres"

A. Monterroso

Y tu ausencia
que se alarga,
tiene gusto a fruta amarga,
a castigo
y soledad.

Poco veneno no mata, nomás ataranta.

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Of course your opinion matters,

Just not to me.

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i don't need anger management.
i need people to stop pissing me off.

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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Los chistes sobre las suegras. O cómo la comedia popular es la mejor forma de contar una tragedia universal.

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wish
you
were
not
here

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Más que una herencia,
la genética es una dictadura.

Maybe God created the world, but everything else is made in China.

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You don't know something? Google it.
You don't know someone? Facebook it.
You don't find something? MOM!

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Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did except you •

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Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

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$. \ • TAXI ! \ l \' l \ ' '$

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We all need space to
ourselves sometimes.

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La guerra es paz.
La libertad es esclavitud.
La ignorancia es fuerza.

1984

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El desierto es un mar interminable.

Roberto Bolaño

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es mejor
un libro monstruoso
que una vida monstruosa

h. miller

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anita
lava
la
tina

me pasé toda la noche soñando que tenía insomnio

el
libro
siempre
es mejor.

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