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Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

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This vodka tastes like I'll be texting you later.

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I exercise by running down my street knocking on all the doors...

Jehovah's Fitness.

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A tourist came up to me and asked me how we view lesbians in my country.

Apparently 'Usually in HD' wasn't the right answer.

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Just in case no one told you today:

• Good Morning
• You're beautiful
• I love you
• Nice butt

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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