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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

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If your boyfriend glitters and won't sleep with you, he's not a vampire... he's gay.

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My brother came out of the closet and all i got was this lousy t-shirt.

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You wear irony the same way some women wear perfume.

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Don't worry darling, they won't catch us- but if they do, just tell them it was me.

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Can't lives on Won't street.

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