M_Selvmord_A's Posts

At my funeral, take the flowers off my coffin and throw them into the crowd, to see who is next.

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I thought getting a job would make things easier, but here I am bored senseless and still poor.
Well played, Universe!

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You're the sauce Bolognese on a windshield, perfect but wrong.

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I feel
about as
local as
the next
alien life
form.

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If you see your glass as half empty pour it into a smaller glass and get a life.

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We've never had pasta together, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying his noodle.

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