lukeiscool's Posts

its not that he cant juggle,
he just doesnt have the balls to do it.

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talking about Star Wars on the first date
is a wookie mistake

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Im happy i learned sign language....

....its quite handy

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I get ignored so much, people should call me 'Terms and Conditions'.

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I think a lot, but i don't say much.

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"Nasa's million dollar printer now called Bob Marley because it kept jammin"

#pressrelease

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i found this gold so i told all on bold that even if cold you should hold the old and unfold your soul.

#pressrelease

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nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice...

...except chris brown

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#pressrelease

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OLD..

..BUT
BOLD

#pressrelease

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DONT BE SO BOLD

#pressrelease

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if people could read my mind

id get punched in the face alot

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nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice...

...except chris brown

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THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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R.U.S.H

Run
Until
Shit
Happens

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stairs are all ways up to something.....

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Welcome to the dark side. We lied about the cookies.

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the invention of the jack hammer

was ground breaking

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the average person tells 4 lies a day

the most common lie told is "im fine"

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage, 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery.

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caffeine is bad for you, sugar is bad for you, alcohol is bad for you, but don't worry, cause that's bad for you too.

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I'm not as random as you think I salad.

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