Kammii16's Posts

having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

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RIP to all the virginity's that were lost last night

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Valentine's Day?
How can anyone be romantic on a day with the initials VD?

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There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note that says, "Don't worry, I don't eat paper."

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Dear Ladies:
You should never need to prove to other women that he's in love with you.
That's HIS job.

(Charles J. Orlando)

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I have the shits:
Feel like shit, Look like shit, and Don't give a shit.

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