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HOT AND COLD.
YES
AND NO.
IN AND
OUT.
UP AND
DOWN.
WRONG AND
RIGHT.
BLACK AND WHITE
WE FIGHT WE BREAK UP WE KISS WE MAKE UP

IMagination INvents wonderfuL ok ypu know what forget it the hidden message is 'IM IN LOVE' GET OVER ITTT

Sometimes when you open your mouth, words don't come out......

I will let you hear my heart

You can burn me but i wont die. But if you seperate me from whom I love, I will burn.

Everything has happiness, try and find it

Little johnny's class was reciting the alphabet. The teacher tried not to pick Johnny because she knew that he knew some innapropriate language. Then johnnt put his hand up for R. The teacher didnt know any bad word starting with r so she picked him.
"Rats starts with R! Big Fucking rats leaving shit!"

3 girls were lost in a desert. They found a lamp, rubbed it and got 3 wishes.
The first said
' I wish I was home.' the second said
'I wish i was with my family.'
The third said
'I wish my friends were here!'

I asked a chinese girl for her phone number. She replies:
'Sex sex sex free sex tonight!'
Im like:
'HELL YAAAH!! THANK YOU!!'
And then her friends just like:
'Sorry she means 666 3629!'

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but just because it burns doesn't mean your gonna die, you gotta get up and try and try and try. You gotta get up and -dead-

RIP JOY SVANNE,
an insparational leader,...

SERIOUSLY! TH^T SHOULD BE WRITTEN ON MY GRAVE GOT IT?

the fauq is a happy pill? SERIOUSLYYYY

if someone feels worthless then they can go fuck them. We dont need to convince them

The world isn't dark.

You just have your eyes close

dont need to see the whole staircase to take the first step

Using the word 'bithch' makes you one

the world is not a wish granting factory

i can fit everyone in one hug

Surround yourself with people you want to be surrounded with.

LOL

BRB
LOL
BRB
LOL
BRB
NO

search the world for a woman/man that makes you happy and devote yourself to them

Yellow is the colour of sunshine.
(IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW)

helllo, i've had a ________
day.

its ur choice. have a happy, sad, shit, beautiful or any adjective day. Make your choice and try to achieve it.

Dear Satan, watch out cuz I'm comin' for you. I'm gonna steal your job

When I feel fucked up its better not to talk to me...Really...Honestly...Trust me...OK NOW I'M FUCKED UP!

I love when people are fucking insecure bitches. They So CUTEE

Life would be so much easier if everyone knew they were perfect,

why dont you just kill me?

because life is for living not dying

Why do tears come at night?

so you can cry yourself to sleep.

The first people who help you up know how it feels to fall

You should've jumped when you had the chance because now someone will push you

"Father?"
"yes"
"father?"
"yes??"
"father?"
"YES?????"
"Im a ghost."
"So am I..."

Let's play hide and seek (So that I can escape from you.)

DISNEY IS MAKING ME GOOFY!

Happiness costs the same price as a face transplant so get off ur ass and work for happiness instead

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. It never ends well

Dear parents dont u think we could wake up by ourselves instead of having you pouring water on our faces to wake us up??!!

If I was a person who actually cared...LOL no hahaahaha that would never happen! Lets be real!

life is too short to waste

"Dear god, I pray that I hope everybody in the world knows they're perfect."

well arent u a handsome little fuck??!!!??!!!??!!!??!!!??!!!??!!!??!!!??!!!

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That awkward moment when you read your own posts and notice you spelled a word wrong, but that post has too many likes to delete it.

Reposted from Akatrine

bruises, broken bones, scars, cuts and hate can be cured if you go to someone that u know cares about u

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if u cant sleep and night today its because ur awake in some one elses dream

To people all over the world you are just a person. but to one person you are the world

If I was to go out and commit suicide right this second 75% of people wouldn't notice but the ones who do are the ones who want to die thenselves

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Red is the colour of anger, blood, hate, fire, embarrasment and more but it is also the colour of love

as you grow, you will cry 10 times each night but you just might not realise

I would like to marry a man who compliments me 100x every day

I wish to wake up with everyone in the world each morning just to tell them that they are beautiful

"The worth of a man can be no greater than the girth of his yearnings...

...so take what the river flows of the bounty to the light."

Reposted from oldsayings

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"Worry not on what you are given, for when the four flows unite and give forth, the keeper shall become and be, forever."

Reposted from oldsayings

whats coming is better than whats gone

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Do not mock a pain you have not endured

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Only open your mouth if what your going to say is more beautiful than silence

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where's my heart?

oh shit my ex never returned it!

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mujhe pyaar hogay hah

Do you ever say "do i smell popcorn?" after farting so everyone inhales your fart

make it quick and make it painless

If it was opposite day dont you think we wud all die??OMG THEN THE DEAD WUD BE ALIIVEEE!! CAAVEMEEN WUD CUM BAAACK

Reposted from JoySvanne

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When I look thru my own posts I pray i find a delete button soon

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#boldomatic#another##3#'s#toomany#s#OKokfinal##stopnow.

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If it was opposite day dont you think we wud all die??OMG THEN THE DEAD WUD BE ALIIVEEE!! CAAVEMEEN WUD CUM BAAACK

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M agnificent
E xcellent
A mazing
T asty

B eautiful
A cceptable
L ovely
L ively
S orry for not putting in the effort

#meatballs

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Dayumn.

When your moms like 'dont worry! u can come back at any time!" With •that look• in her eyes she means 'be the fuck back at dinner bitch.'

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you start off as a little seed then you grow but you rot but even though that will happen, you will become a beautiful rose

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A question i always ask myself~

Who the fuck discovered periods and why did they share it with the worrld???!!!!

DAYUMN.

Im a toilet.

My father pooed in me.

I glanced at it.

I crapped myself

DAYUMN.

My maths teacher said to me: "STOP WRITING 'X' ad every answer! its over Hon!
but a week later i get an A+

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Dayumn.

When i do not say anything, im absolutley silent so quiet that u cant even hear me breathe

ITS BECUZ MY FUCKIN FRIEND WONT SHUT UP AND IM FORCED TO LISTEN TO HER BECAUSE SHE'S 98 SECONDS OLDER

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DAYUMN.

When im walking home from school and my friends like "today was the best day ever!!"
they actually mean:
"we had 9 tests today u got ur pants pulled down 3x but im just tryin to cheer u up!"

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DAYUMN.

When boys ask u "will u do me the honor (girls name) of becumin my bride" they actually mean: "DAYUMN! Hey you! yeah (girls name)! I WANNA MARRY U AND LICK DAT FINE ASS OF URS

I WILL DIIIIIIE TOOOODAYYY BEECAAUSE IMM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucked up.

$Its not that im sad/angry\upset/mad etc... im just quite fucked up today$

If you know any synonyms for: shit, bullshit, fuck, jackass, dick, bitch or anymore words like these please contact me

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

Reposted from 2schaa

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Although there are over 7 billion of us, we all need to think, work and act like one

Harry styles= gay

smosh= gay

justin bieber= gay

me= Lezbyannnnnn

The first people to help you up are the ones who knows what its like to fall down

When I die I just hope it wud be in your hands

Before Boldomatic I used to write my thoughts on pieces of paper and throw them at strangers.

Reposted from Loupi4614

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Life is great..........for those who are rich

#im only doing this for boldness points btw

#im fucking awesome

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you can't dream big enough

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I had to cut off my vagina becuz my ex touched it

#ex

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Taking back your ex is like buying your own shit at a garage sale

#ex

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keep calm and please visit quotev

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Today this guy came up to me and he was like
"No way! Your black!"

And I told him "Naw really? I thought i was a piece of sh•t!"

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My mom wont let me out 2 go anywhere!!

she asks me 'y r u always on ur computer?'

and im just like:
'really mom? really?!'
~facepalm~

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LIVING IS FUCKNG SHIT.

BREATHING BITCH

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Chup chup lurkianh k paas bohoth zor k mind hotay heh

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keep calm and go to polyvore.com

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"umm sorry bout wat happen wid u and dat girl. anyone wud be lucky to date u!"

"wud u go
out wid me?''

"soz, im not gay"

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when we wake up we expect a boring day but when we open our eyes we find treasure

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