Joseiine's Posts

Do you know who are going to catch you when you fall?

Who?

The floor.

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Bumping into an object and screaming "Ouch!" even though it didn't hurt.

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$Do you love me? A. Yes B. A C. B ~ • \__/$

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"If there are any idiots in this room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman stand up. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" asked the teacher. "Well i don't," said the student, "but i hate to see you stand there by yourself"

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Next time a stranger talks to me when i'm alone i will look at them shocked and whisper quietly

"You can see me?"

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Often at times we find ourselves in chains, and don't realise that we have the key.

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