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Do I want to build a snowman?

Fuck your snowman. I want to be sunbaking on an island with a hot woman and an endless supply of beer.

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Would you remain loyal to Tool if they came out on the 30th saying "Just kidding"?

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I'm not drunk.

I'm big boned.

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My ability to fuck off is unparalleled.

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I had a huge tolerance for bullshit in my 20s, lost most of it in my 30s.

I fear for anyone that may irritate me in my 40s.

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Day 21,678 of the 'beer' diet and i have still not relapsed yet!

This dieting stuff is easy if you decide on the right one...

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