joemac's Posts

There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting at the bar.

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please no more candy crush
invites !!
not one more

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

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I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

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I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

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I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

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1-beautiful wife

2-A great cigar

3-tranquility

4-great health benefits

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

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Most of the time I am convinced I have lost it. But sometimes, I think I am the main line of truth in the universe.

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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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words are my favourite visuals.

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some are playing hard to get while i'm playing hard to want

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Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

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Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

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GIVE ME A SIGNAL

she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

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SHUT UP, I THINK
UR GORGEOUS.

7 BILLION PEOPLE, 14 BILLION FACES.

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you know that tingly feeling you get in your stomach when you meet someone .... that's common sense leaving the body..

I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

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And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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Life is what happens when you put your phone down

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Life is what happens when you put your phone down

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life is what happens when you put the phone down

lov is thicker then
blood....

u r the world da u have creaded....

u dont know someone till u know what they want.....

truth has no temperature....