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I'm not perfect, but I'm always myself.

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Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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