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If someone calls you weird, say thank you, it means you're different
(it also makes them laugh)

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No Pain

No Gain

#plasticsurgery

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Dude u were so drunk last night!

me: no I wasn't!

dude u went to a job interview!

me: ...

#jobinterview

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I pour half & half in my coffee to make it equally amazing

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Sometimes you need the simplest minds to fix the hardest things

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

Reposted from yafei

Vancouver, United States

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