j1jacob's Posts

Text me a dirty picture of your intelligence.

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i heart minimalism

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I have the body of a 20 year old couch.

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If Good Thing's Are in Store For Me,
Where The Hell is This Store?
I'd Like a Word With The Manager!!

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Walmart needs a special cashier line for select shoppers who got their shit together.

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Its only a matter of time before "Security Cameras of Wal-Mart" is a hit reality show.

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Yes I hunt,
with a shopping cart at Walmart.

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My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.

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In which language would you prefer I tell you how much I do not give a shit?

I have my translator app open, fire away.

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There's no better feeling in life than when the windshield wipers match the beat.

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Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

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i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

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I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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Don't be sad laundry,
no one is doing me either

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go directly to hell.

do not pass GO.
do not collect $200.

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Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

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some are playing hard to get while i'm playing hard to want

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People
who
talk
shit
are
reincarnated
as
toilet
paper.

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Ikea: Legos for adults.

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The only person you should try to be better then...
is yourself.

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I knocked out a guy who said bacon sucks. No one talks about my friends that way

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i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

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