itslikecandi46's Posts

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

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Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

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if you've been left, go write

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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An Australian kiss is like a French kiss

but Down Under

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