irenegg's Posts

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

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On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

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BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

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BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

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Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

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Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

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hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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I hate when people think you're lying just because you laugh

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I'm like an iphone.
I lose energy without doing anything.

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It is a man's job to respect a woman. It is a woman's job to give him something to respect.

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Childhood is a lot like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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Childhood is a lot like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

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Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

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STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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Drink tripple, See double. Act single.

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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.

Then it hit me

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I know a little about a lot of things. I know everything about nothing.

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LIFE HAS NO
REMOTE.
GET UP AND
CHANGE IT
YOURSELF.

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i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

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i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

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I'm in competition
with no one..
have no desire
to play the game of being better than anyone..
just simply trying to be better than the person I was yesterday •

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I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

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life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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