iphoris's Posts

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear
Think of joy
Forget the fear
Leave the pain
Be joyous
Because it's new year
Happy new year..

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Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away reveals a desire for sex
- or murder.

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i don't have a dirty mind.
i just have a sexy imagination.

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MERRY CRISIS
AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR

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I'm going to hell in every single religion.

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Monday? I told you to fuck off last week

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Sadly, my day requires pants.

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i'm cool, like the other side of the pillow.

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aehmpaeh and NukeSkywalker like this

of je worst lust?

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Some days are gray so you can color them.

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Monday? I told you to fuck off last week

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NukeSkywalker likes this

Don't believe everything you think.

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NukeSkywalker likes this

Do you remember the day when blackberry and apple were just fruits?

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I'm the kind of dirty you can't wash off.

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face your problems,don't facebook them.

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The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

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Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass

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I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness, so I don't intimidate you.

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I am actually a really nice person,
until you piss me off.

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I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few.

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Sex is only dirty if you do it right!

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a clean house is a sign of a wasted life

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I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.

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I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.

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some people are so poor, all they have is money.

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today has been cancelled - go back to bed

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aehmpaeh likes this

today has been cancelled - go back to bed

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oo
,..,

i need blood

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a mosquito landed on my balls... hardest decision of my life

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I drink to make other people interesting.

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i licked it, so it's mine.

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I think that i could fall madly in bed with you.

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Guys who try and pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic. Girls, if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it.

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my life is so much more interesting inside my head.

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same
shit

different
day

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a smile is the best makeup any girl can wear

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