HUMENtravisty's Posts

"Hell of thing killin' a man, you take everything he ever was and everything he'll ever be"

~an unforgiven soul

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Well chop off my legs and call me Shorty!

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...your life won't change
unless you
change your life
won't change unless you change your
life won't change unless you change your life won't change unless...

#life, #change, #motivation

-think
before
you
speak
your
thoughts-

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Suck me sideways!!!

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can't tell if

giant-clit

or

micro-penis

?

#trans

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#cocknballs

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Hit me with
Music...

...and I shall feel no pain

#music, #nopain, #bobmarley

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spoiler alert*

you die at the end.

#die, #spoiler, #theend

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D
in the
V

M'er F'er

#diction

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Letters Dealer*

#writer, #graffiti, #streetart

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WORD

[wurd]
interjection

1. (an exclamation of acknowledgment, acceptance, agreement, or the like):

Word! Word up! Word to your mother!

#word, #definition, #dictionary, #vocab

YO!!

Pipe
the fuck down!!!

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steady lurpin'

°_O

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Italians do two things best;

spaghetti
and revenge

#revenge, #spaghetti

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hyphenated
non-hyphenated

the irony

#irony, #hyphenated

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The Scientific Method:

·Test ideas
·Build upon the ideas that pass
·Reject the ones that don't
·Follow the evidence
·Question everything

#scientific, #method

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the moment you realize that because you lost your right to drive and your right to drink means you lost your chance to party with runway models high on post-performance adrenaline...
:,(

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you don't know this new me; I put back my pieces, differently.

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If Jimmy has 9 pieces of bacon and eats 5 pieces, what does Jimmy have?

...happiness, Jimmy has happiness.

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Pappy
St. Hatty's Day!

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HOW
YOU
LIKE
ME
NOW

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when I was a kid I always dreamed of moving to Hollywood and being constantly harassed by paparazzi

#moviestar, #paparazzi, #hollywood

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titties
without nipples
are pointless

...truth

my hero is
an Italian plummer
who takes shrooms
& rides dinosaurs
kicks turtles &
throws fireballs
saves the princess
& rocks overalls

1-up

#hero

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Hacking
E-mail
Replys
Often

#hero

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Try To Realize
The Truth...

There Is No Spoon

We are like one-winged angels..

..we can only fly embracing each other

you cannot "keep it real" AND get breast implants

pick one!

Is it just me or does the Macarena resemble fat people doing yoga???

u mad bro?

nah bro,

it's advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage...bro.

#mad, #bro, #schizo, #rage

A good girl is hard to find. A bad girl is hard to resist.

Reposted from 2schaa

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...something must've happened...

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

Reposted from Nanoolsen

#ginger, #minge

birth control makes you less creative.

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that's what She
said.

#shesaid, #hard, #loveit, #isuck, #harder, #faster, #deeper

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Time is an ocean

Space is a puff of smoke

#time, #space, #johndiesattheend

-WANTED-

heroic writer to save human race from certain illiteration.

apply online at: www.boldomatic.com

#hero

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Hero!
. . . may I take order prease?

#hero

RESPECT EXISTENCE
OR
EXPECT RESISTANCE

#RESPECT, #existence, #resistance, #revolution

some say his head was infected by devils!

WAR IS OVER!
DRUGS WIN!!

#fakenews

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"the moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom"

~Kudi the Kid

A bar walks into a dyslexic man. . . .

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BOOM
SHAKA
LAKA!!!

"I think
Pimp

therefore I am"

-Kat Williams

Silly faggot. Dicks are for chicks!

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You can pick your friends...
and you can pick your nose...
but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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You can pick your friends...
and you can pick your nose...
but you can't pick your friend's nose.

She's crafty, and she's just my type ;)

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#pussy, #eat

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the knight
freaks out
at cum

?

#night, #freaks

I think...

that if I experience an erection lasting longer than three hours...
I wouldn't be the one seeking medical attention! ice pack honey?

#viagra, #bluepill, #sex, #rough, #hardsex, #erection

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#boat, #hoe

Support your local police department.

Beat yourself up.

#policebrutality, #police, #beating

when someone says they're going to do something and then actually does it in spite of your constant doubt

#doubt, #achievement

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER

#word, #mother

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you say they're friends doing you favors

I say they're minions doing your bidding

#friends, #minions

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so I used to do drugs...

...well, I still do but I used to too.

#drugs

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Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

#negative, #positive

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Life is like sex...you can lie there and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!

#sex, #life

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

~H.S. Thompson

#deadpoetalive

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If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... would Greece help?

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