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I saw a man yelling at the beach: Help! Shark! Help!

I laughed, I knew the shark wasn't going to help him...

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A router goes into a doctor's office and says, "It hurts when IP."

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Kid: Dear Santa, send me a brother!

Santa: Send me your mother.

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"Beauty sleep" is such bullshit. I sleep like 12 hours a day and still look like a trashcan.

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I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.

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Hmm? What am I up to? Nothing, just sitting here stroking and playing with my pussy.

I MEANT MY CAT!

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