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you can go to the places i have been with your friend. but you cant go there with my person. aka your friend

Whoever invented Knock Knock jokes should get a 'no bell prize'.

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UK - We call it Autumn from the French word "autompne" and the later, the Latin "autumnus".

US - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE THE LEAVES FALL DOWN

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I know a guy thats cousins brothers girlfriend knows a girl thats gran aunts sister knows a dog and the dogs owner has a cat that knows a zebra who was petted by a kid thats uncles grandad that has shook hands with Barrack O'Bama

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i didnt chose the high school life the government did

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when life hands you lemons make orange juice and leave the whole world wondering how you did it

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sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies

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the moment i remember i have 1 friend is the moment i get on boldomatic

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once at kings island my friend got cramps on the racers and cried the whole ride. i felt so bad i cried harder than she was. if thats not true friendship than monkeys better be flying

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my mom once said get off your phone and go outside so i got my computer and went outside. she got mad at me but i told her i was doing what she said

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sometimes the only therapy you need is to talk to your best friend...

i can't imagine life without you.
<3

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my laziness is exactly as the number 8.

when it lays down it becomes infinite.

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*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness.

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born to late to explore the earth.
born to early to explore the galaxy.
born just in time to browse boldomactic.

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you are being whorish, but then your twitter name is christian. oh i don't think so. jesus would not appreciate that

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*at a restaurant*

waitress: would you like a table?

me: not at all. i would like to eat on the floor. carpet for 5 please.

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Virgo is the only zodiacal sign represented by a female. It is sometimes thought of as a potentially creative girl, delicately lovely; sometimes as a somewhat older woman, intelligent but rather pedantic and spinsterish. The latter impression is sometimes confirmed by the Virgoan preciseness, refinement, fastidious love of cleanliness, hygiene and good order, conventionality and aristocratic attitude of reserve. They are usually observant, shrewd, critically inclined, judicious, patient, practical supporters of the status quo, and tend toward conservatism in all departments of life. On the surface they are emotionally cold, and sometimes this goes deeper, for their habit of suppressing their natural kindness may in the end cause it to atrophy, with the result that they shrink from committing themselves to friendship, make few relationships, and those they do make they are careful to keep superficial.

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others first unless you are the other in which this makes no since...

sorry for the inconvenience

it's not you, it's your grammar

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•Lady: Is this my train?

•Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company

•L: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur

•SM: No Madam, I'm afraid it's to heavy

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I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you have come into my life, I've changed my mind.

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me: "I like to talk to myself"

me: "me too"

me: "haha, you're so funny.."

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I need a longer weekend,
because I need more time
to do absolutely nothing.

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time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

(everytime i go on boldomactic)

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i'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you have one of the worst cases of terminal stupidity i have ever diagnosed.

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I see 2007 and think "oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 8 fucking years ago.

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Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you're just like this is it, this is how it ends.

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If I had $1 for every time I got called beautiful, I'd have $1.

Thanks mom.

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11 year old kids crying over boyfriends and girlfriends

When I was 11 I cried about missing Hannah Montana episodes.

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I really thought 2015 had potential to be "my year" but we're 3 months in and that ship has sailed so I'll try again, let's say, for 2018.

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I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

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"You wore that before." Yes, because it's my shirt and I have a washing machine.

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Spring is that delightful time of year when I watch Netflix with a window open.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up & if that doesn't accurately describe my life, I don't know what does.

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It's funny because people think I'm quiet but I'm just listening to everyones convos and figuring out your weaknesses to destroy you later in life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle ones for you.

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Don't be sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember... nobody loves you any other day of the year either.

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Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
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Extra fries.

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you can't take the kids to the pool without the kids or the pool